![]() 08/23/2016 at 10:57 • Filed to: Canadalopnik | ![]() | ![]() |
Am I Canadian yet?
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Canadian Fonzie says “EHHHHHHHH!”
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You’re not Canadian until you use bagged milk as a Canadian cultural touchstone (nevermind that it’s not sold west of Windsor)
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Not yet. Only when it becomes the local meet and greet for cops/garbage truck drivers/everyone.
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We hand out citizenship like it’s going out of style, so if you want...
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Wait, are you in the US?
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hot take: tim hortons is shit apart from timbits
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There are Tim Horton’s in the USA...
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I didn’t know that.
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Bagged milk = best value
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Tim Horton’s was bought by Burger King last year
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Consuming TH’s stuff does not make you a canadian, it just makes a person with low alimentary standards and questionable tastes.
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I did know that. I didn’t expect them to start expanding so soon.
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Seriously it is.
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You aren’t a Canadian until you start saying “aboot”
I say this because I sat to a number of Toronto Blue Jays fans at the Cleveland Indians game over the weekend, and they do indeed, say “aboot”.
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had your title been
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
then yes, you’d be canadian
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Yeah, I’m in the St. Louis area, so I'm surprised they opened one this far south.
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I've never purchased bagged milk, but I did nearly hit a moose with my car once.
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They’re more prevalent than Starbucks here in Western New York. There has to be at least half a dozen locations or more (mix of stand-alone stores and gas station tie-ins) in the small city/town of Lockport which has a pop of like 18,000.
They’re fucking everywhere around here and they’ve been here for decades.
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I love their breakfast sandwiches. Their doughnuts aren’t actually all that great though - I’ll take Wegmans everyday of the week over Timmys.
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we used to have it out west, and orange juice in a tin that tasted like tin.
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what’s a cafe and bake shop?
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Kwik Trip in Wisconsin was pushing bag milk for a while, not sure if its still sold. As someone who frequently takes a pull from the jug, the bag simply does not work.
I do wish we had a Timmy's though. I grew to love them during a visit to Toronto.
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Bagged milk Can be found west of Windsor in northern Ontario
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No doot aboot it there bud.
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We got Tim’s about 5 years ago here in central new york. then all of a sudden, about a year ago they closed all of them. makes me want to move back to Buffalo. On the plus side, one of the closed Tims is now a Mighty Taco. so it’s not all bad. now if i could find decent beef on weck and some sponge candy, i’d be all set. and why doesn’t Tops sell loganberry drink here? END WESTERN NEW YORK RANT.
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In order to meet criteria
1. Have flappy heads
2. Vehicles driven need to have square wheels
3. Say “I’m not your buddy, guy.” or any variation of the friend, buddy, guy phrase.
![]() 08/23/2016 at 12:55 |
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Depends. Can you drink it with a straight face and say it’s good.
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Maybe if you own a SWB Pontiac Montana or an Acura EL/CSX, that completes the picture.
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It’s not much of a hot take. I can get people with a Timmies cup in their mitts to agree it is shit. Robins donuts has the best coffee.
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Merger. Not bought. If anything Timmies bought the king, eh?
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there were tim hortons in some states way before that.
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it’s aboot time you get one you hoser!